A little lighthearted fun

Fun to think about. if and probably nothing else. A posting by Koanic (yes, he’s entirely nuts, but it’s the right kind of nuts):

If no society exists of which you’d like to be a member, invent one. Your soul will thank you.

God: Jesus Christ
Emperor, Historian, Keeper of Names: Moldbug
Inquisitor: Jim
General, Economist, Theologian: Vox Day
Scientist: Tex Arcane
Medic: Koanic

Sociologists: La Griffe Du Lion, Charles Murray
Philosopher: Kant

Career Counselor: Ramit Sethi
Minister of Education: Tim Ferriss
Internet Marketer: Glenn Alsopp
Politician: Ron Paul
Capitalist: Mark Cuban
Spy Chiefs: The Mittani, Loki of Asgard

Novelist: Tolkein
Artist: Luis Royo
Photographer: One Man’s Style
Vagabonds: Cedonulli, Naughty Nomad
Jesters: Delicious Tacos, Tucker Max
Bureaucrat: Foseti

Aristocracy: Roissy, Tyler, G Manifesto, Roosh, WSP, Krauser
Soldiers: Bane, Fedor, Buakaw

Citizenry – must possess two or more of the following:
Widespace, deepsock, bigeye, occipital, melon back, ?longface/thallowerface?

Currency: Gold, Bitcoin
Forum: Internet

Road to power: Cao Cao, Sima Yi, Jewry.

Write yours. Then live it.

Koanic
Society

God: Jesus Christ
King: Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Historian: Dunno
Keeper of Names: Moldbug
Inquisitor: Jim (lol)
General: Vox Day (wargame designer in peacetime)
Theologian: C.S. Lewis, Aquinas, Solomon
Pastor: Greg Boyd
Apostle: Paul, naturally 🙂
Economist: Mises
Scientist: Tex Arcane
Medic: Koanic

Sociologists: Charles Murray
Philosophers: Aristotle, Descartes, Kant, Aquinas

Career Counselor: Dunno
Minister of Education: John Taylor Gatto and Amy Chua, married (nice sitcom idea…)
Internet Marketer: Dunno
Politician: Ron Paul
Capitalist/Entrepreneur: Dunno
Spy Chiefs: Loki of Asgard

Novelist: Tolkein, Homer, Shakespeare
Artist: Escher
Photographer: Dunno
Vagabonds: Cedonulli, Naughty Nomad
Jesters: Tucker Max, Allie Brosh
Bureaucrat: Steve Sailer

Aristocracy: Roissy, Sailer, Vox Day, Ferdinand Berdamu, Athol Kay, Dr. Helen
Soldiers: Kai the ax-weilding hobo!

Citizenry – Icelanders, modern and legendary.

Currency: Gold, barter
Forum: Internet

Road to power: That’s a tricky one. I’m tempted to pick a bunch of ruthless communists like Alinsky.

UPDATE: I just realized that I don’t even fit into my own society. But I know exactly which job I want: Linguist and grammarian! Perhaps I could be a sort of…fighting grammarian.

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2 Responses to A little lighthearted fun

  1. zeke says:

    I’ll be your official “Fly on the Wall”

  2. Your resume looks good, but your psychometric tests show that you wouldn’t be suited for this role. But it suggests that you would make a great hiring mana…

    Oh wait, I was reading this wrong. It looks like you’d be a great fly on the wall. Welcome to the team!

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